Welcome to my new animal crossing, Spacekin and dogkin blog!
Don't be afraid to talk to me, as I'm a super friendly Shiba Inu!
I am Therian and Spacekin and you can just use "it" pronouns.
I can draw stuff too.
I reset my acnl town on July, 8, 2014 and currently live in SeaDale, which has no dream code yet.
Then don’t own a cat you selfish walnut.
If it’s not conducive to your lifestyle, give it a chance to thrive somewhere else.
Also I really hope you don’t follow me. Go away. Just go away.
If these people can’t live with a pet that can do harm to them, then they should not have the pet.
If your solution of “My pet can cause significant harm to me” is “I must do something horrible to my pet”, you’re doing pet ownership wrong.
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs
and they say homosexuality is sin.
If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.
MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED
shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep
This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr
This made me smile so much
IT’S A HUMMINGBEE
These are BEE FLIES!
Harmless to everything else, these precious little cutie pies sneak their eggs into beehives, where their larvae can parasitize bee larvae and eat their food reserves!
Simultaneously adorable and insidious!
First rubber boas, now these little fuckers. Nature is magical.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR